Monday, August 17, 2015

Ellen Gets Hitched: MOH Speech Lyrics...

Modeled after the Anita Renfroe "Mom Song" to the song "William Tell Overture (Finale)" by the National Philharmonic Orchestra 

Listen UP
Listen UP
You are married now

The fun has
Just begun
Here’s advice for the
Husband and
Crazy wife
Hear the words I say
Listen up
Cannot change your mind
You are young
You’re in love
You will learn a lot

Start out life with a dog, a cat or plant
Vacation now before kids attack
The experts tell us sex is the most important thing of all
Listen to my wisdom so you will grow old together, that’s the goal
Remember the way to a mans heart is RESPECT and a full belly
Don’t forget for Christmas Wetherbee’s have even years

Show respect
Be humble
Share goals
Communicate
Celebrate
Encourage
Make mem-ries
Don’t forget to share
Adventure together
Get sexy
Fonicate
Don’t forget to care
Save money
Pay off debt
You are quite a pair
Get along
Always collaborate
Clean the house
Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away
Make your bed
Do it now
Every single day
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay?

Can you even hear the words I say?
Dine together
Make yummy meals
Sit really close
No texting at the table
Then make love every 3rd night
Your iphone is my iphone if you don’t listen up

(Instrumental)
Stretch…then Kristiaan do you remember that one time you nearly died?  Yep me too…listen up!

Your wood ain’t worth 3 sheep so play fairly in the game of catan man
Remember that and it will
Make you welcome in our home and everywhere you roam

You’ll appreciate my wisdom
And you’ll party text to tell me on my phone
Can’t wait til you have a couple of little children of your own
You’ll thank me for the counsel I give you so willingly
But right now
I thank you not to roll your eyes at me

Keep God at the center, your marriage will be better
Just do what I say to, now let’s all take a review

Show respect
Be humble
Please Communicate
Celebrate
Encourage
Or I’ll set you straight
Get along, always collaborate
Share your goals and secrets too
Work hard
Fonicate
Be spontaneous
Laugh every single day
Save money
Pay off debt
Share the weight
Please no complaints

Get a dose of…
Her family is your family
We’re attached until you’re 106
Get ready to play
And have lots of fun for heaven’s sake
And if Ellen jumped off a bridge
Would you jump too? (don’t answer that)

If I’ve said it once I’ve said at least a thousand times before that
You’re too old to wait too long
Have kiddos must be said, they all want to say it
Look at me while I am talking
Babies takes a while to bake
A time for everything
And everything a perfect time
Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about
OH

Celebrate
Encourage
Just communicate
Give a hug
Give a kiss
Say a prayer with him
He loves you
You love him

AND If we have to we will do this all again, an older sister’s work never ends
If you need a reason why
because
because
because
because
The wife is right
The wife is right
Congrats
To the Mr
And the Mrs.
Ta-Da
Cheers!

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